my mum is just so funny. listed below is all the funny things she did this week. here goes..
1. she gives super sarcastic remarks about me watching dramas on youtube.
2. she claims tat if i watch till my myopia increases, she'll not give me any money to make new specs. (she obviously forgot tat i've been paying for my specs and contacts for the past few yrs)
3. she says i dont have to work if i dont want to.
4. she gets pissed off when i watch tv all day. (she hopes i get blind watching them one day)
5. she gets mad when i sleep whole day. (she doesnt realise i have absolutely nth to do at home)
6. she gets pissed when i go out too often. (she says girls shldnt stay out too late)
7. she gets mad when i play too much mahjong. (gambling is bad. tsk tsk. rmb to call 1800-x-gamble :) support li nanxing ok?)
8. she claims tat becoz of my youtubing, the electricity bills increased alot. (the irony here is tat i only started youtubing this wk. arent PUB efficient.. tsk tsk)
9. she makes me stone in front of the tv every day helping her to monitor the stock exchange. when i dont, she gets pissed. (maybe this is the real reason behind the increase in electricity bills)
10. she claims tat she's not going to get me a new laptop if i spoil it.
11. this is the funniest thing she said of all: I AM GOING TO CONFISCATE UR LAPTOP!!
look. i do enjoy watching tv all day long and doing nth. i am a super tv addict. i think u shld know tat by now. u are the one who said i need not work if i dont want to. and u blame me for everything i do at home. so wat do u want me to do?! i thot u were the most democratic mum i've seen. but u have pissed me off. thanks mum.
